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It’s so….pink!

July 18, 2009

Gay guy on Paris Hilton’s My New BFF:

“Vaginas are to be kept to yourself.  And only yourself.”

Is Paris willing to take a vow of celibacy as her first collaborative act with her new BFF?  Also, gay dude, you might want to consult the interwebs about your potential new life partner.  Even though Paris cries in this episode about how the evil interweb sickos Photoshop vaginas onto her underwear, I trust the journalists documenting important current events (like Paris Hilton getting out of a low car with a low-cut dress) to adhere to the strict ethics of their profession.  Besides,  the sickos aren’t only on the interweb.  They’ve, at least once, been in your boudouir with recording equipment.  And that shit ain’t Photoshopped.

Oh, and allow me to share this nugget of golden hilarity from Paris:  “Firefighters are better [than cops] because they put out fires.”  Yes.  Firefighters do put out fires, you master debater you.  Better get in as much of that master debating as possible before you have to lock up the goods!

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