OMFG! GG Chat!

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eww
why is the van der hump
into vanessa?
I hope it’s just a scheme
granted, he’s half humphrey
but he’s also half lily
5:28pmDustin
nice one
did you get all that i typed to you?
ethnic love spell?
5:28pmNatalie
NO
5:28pmDustin
proletariat skank?
that business?
damn
5:29pmNatalie
I just got “nice one”
5:29pmDustin
i hate facebook chat
5:29pmNatalie
me too
5:29pmDustin
i was going to record our convo for the blog
5:29pmNatalie
feel free
5:29pmDustin
ok i’ll try to retype
clearly vanessa exudes an ethnic love spell/stench that renders boys bad decision-makers
5:30pmNatalie
hee
5:30pmDustin
let us not forget chuck’s indiscretion with our little proletariat skank
5:30pmNatalie
although… is vanessa “ethnic?”
5:30pmDustin
is what i believe i typed
5:31pmNatalie
ugh, that was the worst
5:31pmDustin
oh working class
before ethnic
and i assumed
is she not?
5:31pmNatalie
blair should never be in the same fuck bracket at vanessa
5:31pmDustin
i thought that’s why dan found her interesting, at least partially
b/c he’s so ‘different’ like that
5:31pmNatalie
I don’t know
5:31pmDustin
and from brooklyn
5:32pmNatalie
hmmm possibly jewish
her last name is Abrams
5:32pmDustin
oh yeah that’s not very ethnic-y
i thought she wasn’t white
although with this cast it’s hard to say
5:32pmNatalie
was vanessa bleating about hannukah at christmastime?
5:32pmDustin
what a not white person is
5:32pmNatalie
heh
5:32pmDustin
got her bleats all run together for me…
er, god
5:32pmNatalie
true
why is blair in this repulsive hat?
5:33pmDustin
i don’t know why she’s hiding her face
5:33pmNatalie
I know
it’s like a glorious sunbeam of cunning
5:34pmDustin
that hat looks like it belongs on an old lady, it’s all limp like it’s been worn by one for dozens of years too
5:34pmNatalie
wait… the jockey
is named… Nacho?\
I find that so offensive
5:34pmDustin
are you saying you didn’t enjoy the film nacho libre
for that reason
5:34pmNatalie
hee
5:34pmDustin
b/c you really should look past the cover of books natalie
5:35pmNatalie
otherwise it was precisely my sort of filmD
Doostyn: so vanessa has almost-dreads…guess she spent her summer not showering
maybe that’s what you do when you’re a brooklynite
Gnatalby:  so gross
Chair’s [Chuck+Blair] love game seems problematic
Doostyn: maybe for those who are in it
for those who are watching it’s just fine
better than fine
it produces slobbering contement not unlike having a labotomy
a sexy labotomy
Gnatalby:  too true
eww
why is the van der hump [Lily and Rufus’ kid, half Lily Van der Woodsen, half Rufus Humphrey] into                                        vanessa?
I hope it’s just a scheme
Doostyn:  clearly vanessa exudes a working class ethnic love spell/stench that renders boys bad decision-makers
let us not forget chuck’s indiscretion with our little proletariat skank
Gnatalby:  ugh that was the worst
Blair should never be in the same fuck bracket as Vanessa
is vanessa “ethnic”?
Doostyn:  i assumed
is she not?
i thought that’s why dan found her interesting, at least partially
b/c he’s so ‘different’ like that
and from brooklyn
Gnatalby:  I don’t know
hmmm…possibly jewish?
her last name is Abrams
Doostyn:  oh yeah, abrams, that’s not very ethnic-y
i thought she wasn’t white
although with this cast it’s hard to say
what a not white person is
Gnatalby:  was vanessa bleating about hannukah at christmastime?
Doostyn:  god her bleats all run together for me…
Gnatalby:  true
why is blair in this repulsive hat?
Doostyn:  i don’t know why she’s hiding her face
Gnatalby:  I know
it’s like a glorious sunbeam of cunning

Doostyn:  that hat looks like it belongs on an old lady, it’s all limp like it’s been worn by one for dozens of years too
Gnatalby:  wait… the jockey
is named… Nacho?
I find that so offensive
Doostyn:  are you saying you didn’t enjoy the film nacho libre
for that reason?
Gnatalby:  hee
otherwise it was precisely my sort of film
omg
serena in a flowing dress
astride her steed
gossip girl is like, its own fan fic
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One Response to “OMFG! GG Chat!”

  1. gnatalby Says:

    Such wits we are! Perhaps we should have a website in which we snark about the goings on of rich teenagers for the entertainment of the gossip obsessed UES.

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